It Won't Do

It is curieus how many thousand things there are which it won't do to do upon thiscozy planet of ours, whereon we ent. sleep and get our diiiners. For instance - lt won't do to plunge inlo a lawsuif, relying whollj'on the justice of our cause, and not cquipped beforehaad with abrirnming purse. It won't do to tyveak a maii's nose or teil Ivim he lies. unless you are perfeclly satisfiedhe has not spunk enough toresent by blowing your brains out, or (ifyou have no brains) cracking yourskull. It won't do, when ridihg in a stage conch, to talk of another man whom you have not personally seen, as bciijg an call-fired scoundre],' until you are absolutely sure he is not sitling bcfore you. It wou't do for a man, when a horsc kicks, tokick back aerain.It won't do to crack jokes on old maids in the presence of unmarried ladies who have passed the age of forty. It won't do o imagine a Legislatura fedatthe public crib will sit but six weeks, when two-thirds of the members have not the capacity to earn a decent living at home. It won't do for a man td bump his head against a stone-post. unless he conscientiously believe that his head is the hardest. It won't do when a musquitobiles your face in the niglit, to beat your own cranium in1 pieces v.ith your ilst under an impression that you are killing the misquito.It won't do for a chap to imaginen girl is indifferent to liim becauseshe sludiously avoids him in coinpany. It won't do for a man to fancy a lady is ia Ioe witli him because shetreats him civilly, or (hat she has virlually engaged herself to him because she lias always endured Jiis company. It won't do, when in a hurry, to eat soup wiíh a two pronged-fork, or try to catch fleas with a fish net. It won't do lo be desperately enamored' of a pretty face, till you have seen it at the break fast table It won't do tobesodevoted to a tenderhearted wife as to complj' implicitly with her request when slie asks you, ::Nov tumble over the eradle, and break your neck, my dear, won't ypu?" It won't do to take hold of a hair trigger pistol during a fit of the blues.It won't do fbr the polilician to imagine himself elected to the Gubernatorial chair wiiile the "back counlies reniain 10 bëbeard from." It won't do to pop the quesfioR more than a. dozen times after a lady has said 'No.' It won't do to cxtol the beauty of a lady's hair before you know whetber it did not once belong to another lady's head. It won't do to talk of cabbage when tailors are standing by, nor of woodcn nutmegs and white oak hams when the re are any Connecticut yankees about. It won't do to go barefoot iu winter to get rid oftrouble fromcorns". " It won't do to take everv man to do that you would like to, even ïf so to do would be to do a favor. It won't do. -