Churning Butter

-"Sarah, dear," saidwaggish huöband to his wife, "if I were inyour place, I would'nt keep that babe so full of butler as you do." "Butter, my dear! I never give il any butter." - "No, but you poured about a quart of milk down it this anemoon, and then trotted it on the knee for nearly two hours. If it doesn't contain a quantity of butter by this time, it isn't for want of churning."