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Beef Steaks And Bad Grammar

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Parent Issue
Day
17
Month
July
Year
1847
Copyright
Public Domain
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There is, say t'ne Boston Chronotype, a highfalting waiter n the nciv eatinghouse on Congress sireet, anJ the fólj.owing dialogue occurrcd there a few days since, bctween the waiicr and an old country chap ï '' Waiter, I sny, is my chicken broiling?" " No sir ; the cook is." " But I didn't order the cook, he is too tough-" " How will you have it dono, then, sir?" " IIow will I liave it done ? Why I want it broiled, to be sure." '; That he is doing, sir." "Uut you said he was broiling kimself." " So he is, but he is not Je'igbroled." " Well ; Mr. Waiter, (risingand bowir.g revcrently,) may 1 nsk your high grammaticularity, is my ekicken leing broiled ?" " Yes, sir-ce !" A Presbyterian clergyman has been suspendeJ f rom the exercise of his clerical functiuns, by the Synod ofthe Reformal Presbyterian Chuich in l'ennsylvania, fait baving coonmitted the carnal act of kissing the cheek of his sister-inlaw, - A cíise o extraordinary longevitj is reported on Long lslnnd in the person of a man saiJ t) liave been him in the 17th century,being DOW ono hundred and fifty yearsof age! - so says letter in the Express. A fatal rencontre took place last week at Marie'.ta, Ga., between John I'nrk and J. P. Harris, n couple of youths belonging to tbat place, in the course of whicl the former received a pistol shot in the groin of which l.e died shortly

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Signal of Liberty
Old News